Well, this might be next best thing!
DuWop will launch a makeup collection inspired by the movie Twilight at the end of this year. It will include a movie version of Lip Venom, a lip plumper that looks like blood, which has already been used on set on the tussled hair vamp-throb.
Instead of a gloss, Lip Venom V is a shimmering crimson lip stain suspended in a venom-laced liquid lip conditioner with a super potent bite (watch out!), and contains argan, avocado, olive oils and vitamin E.
According to DuWop:
The product should be shaken before use to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds and applied repeatedly until lips are plumped, revitalized and the desired intensity of color has been reached.
Sounds . . . intense.
And thanks to tabloid darlings US Weekly, you can get a fang-tastic (ha!) sneak peek before it hits shelves. Use code: Venom54U at checkout to receive an exclusive 20% discount off your Twilight Venom order ($16). Limit 2 per order.
No word yet on other products included in the Twilight line, but there will probably be a super-pale foundation for a total vampire white-out, lilac powder for under the eyes and blood-red mascara in the range.
But if the rumors of a hygiene-challenged RPatz are true, we'll pass on the eau de Edward Cullen.